"People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like “be realistic."
- Dylan Moran (via kiss-my-sassyness)
(Source: jaythemaniac, via kiss-my-sassyness)
i-am-momo-senpai-and-i:
tHAT RESPONSE WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY METAL AND BHUDDA
(via jedi-master-tenthin-osage)
My visit to get screened for cancer:
Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
Nurse: "So he's your...."
Me: "Friend."
Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
Me: "11."
Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
Me: "Uh. 0."
Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
Me: "With homosexuality."
Nurse:
Me:
Nurse:
Me: "I fuck girls."
let's get a few things straight.
bisexual with a preference for the same sex does not mean "one foot out of the closet."
bisexual with a preference for the opposite sex does not mean "trying to get attention."
lesbian does not mean "masculine."
gay does not mean "feminine."
transgender does not mean "going through a phase."
transsexual does not mean "a disappointment." nor does it mean "gender identity confusion."
asexual does not mean "prude."
demisexual does not mean "prude."
objectsexual does not mean "mentally ill."
pansexual does not mean "easy."
heterosexual does not mean "normal"
Your does not mean "you are"
